Aber ich war auch nicht untätig und habe dem Mysterium erstmal die Bankverbindung von der Kondomfabrik mitgeteilt (die Neue auf der Eckbank):
In Antwort auf:
Dears Sirs,
I sent a Mail to Mr. John Mesiah to help me to find a Attorny in Ghana. Here are the needet Bankaccountdatas, sorry, I forget them in my Mail this Morning:
Account Owner: Luemmel Tuete Kondomfabriken
Bank Name: Ekk-Bank Poppenhausen
Bank Adress: Einbannstr. 10, D-36163 Poppenhausen
IBAN: DE 98 7958 4100 000 0741 9081 53
SWIFT-Code: EKBADEPP
Best Regards
Luemmel Tuete
In Antwort auf:
Dear John,
Please can you help me down there in Ghana? I got a Mail from the Ministry and I need a Attorney from Ghana to make the Contract.
Here is the Mail from the Ministry, I copy the Text into this Mail:
ATTENTION: MR. LUEMMEL TUETE
GERMANY
BE INFORMED THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR AMENDED DRAFT CONTRACT AGREEMENT THIS DAY 17TH SEPTEMBER, 2007 IN THIS OFFICE.
WE HAVE NOTED THE SINGLE AREA WHICH YOU PIN-POINTED THAT NEED TO BE AMENDED. THE SINGLE CORRECTION/AMENDMENT WOULD REFLECT ON THE PRINTED COPIES AND WOULD BE SENT TO YOU THROUGH POST WHEN SIGNED AT THE SUPREME COURT OF GHANA AND OR ANYOTHER COURT OF COMPETENT JURISDICTION IN GHANA.
THE ORIGINAL COPIES OF THE CONTRACT AGREEMENT WOULD BE SIGNED ON WEDNESDAY, 19TH 2007.
SEQUEL TO Art 7 ON THE AGREEMENT, THE AUTHORISED PERSON OF BOTH PARTIES SHOULD BE AN ATTORNEY WHOSE STATUS ARE AS STATED HEREUNDER.
# SHOULD BE A MEMBER OF GHANA BAR ASSOCIATION
# SHOULD BE ACCREDITED/AFFILIATED TO THE MINISTRY
# SHOULD HAVE A LANDED PROPERTY IN ACCRA-GHANA
YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUESTED TO LIASE WITH YOUR LOCAL AGENT (MR. MENSAH JOHN) AND LOOK FOR ONE. WE HAVE AGREED THAT THE AGREEMENT WOULD BE SIGNED ON WEDNESDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER, 2007. WE THEREFORE URGE YOU AND YOUR AGENT TO LOOK FOR ONE. THE REQUEST FOR AN ATTORNEY IS SIN QUA NON TO THE CONTRACT.
THE COMMITTEE IS LOOKING FOWARD TO SEEING AN ATTORNEY THAT WOULD STAND ON YOUR BEHALF.
HELP US TO SERVE YOU BETTER.
MEMBERS
CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTEE
MINISTRY OF HEALTH
ACCRA-GHANA
NOTE: CONFIRM TO US YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION FOR PREPERATION OF YOUR EXCHANGE CONTROL APPROVAL THE THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE-GHANA.
You didn't get the Sample? Oh, this is not good, but it's no Problem I send you a new Sample with FedEx (this time not UPS) or a little Sample, a Wallet, by usual Post in a simple Letter.
Have a nice Day! I'm Waiting for your next Mail (maybe with your picture for my Promotion?)
Yours
Luemmel
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Und schon bestätigen die Jungs, die das Mysterium spielen, den Eingang meiner Bankverbindung von der Eckbank
In Antwort auf:
ATTENTION: LUEMMEL TUETE KONDOMFABRIKEN
GERMANY
WE CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION. WE WOULD START THE FINANCIAL DOCUMENTATION AT THE FINANCE DEPARTMENT FROM TOMORROW.
KINDLY TRY AND GET AN ATTORNEY IN GHANA THAT WOULD STAND ON YOUR BEHALF ON WEDNESDAY TO GET THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT AGREEMENT SIGNED AT THE SUPREME COURT OR ANYOTHER COURT OF COMPETENT JURISDICTION.
YOU MAY AS WELL COME AND WITNESS THE SIGNING AND THE FIRST 70% WOULD BE WIRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AFTER ALL ARRANGEMENTS HAS BEEN MADE AT THE FINANCE DEPARTMENT.
MEMBERS
CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTEE
MINISTRY OF HEALTH
ACCRA-GHANA
In Antwort auf:
Dear Mr. Tuete,
I was at the Ministry today and i discussed at lengths with the Chairman concerning the contract. He refared me to two lawyers whom we may choose in singning the agreement on Wednesday. He gave me their office address and i was only able to locate one of the lawyers. His name is Bar. Adams. The Chairman told me in the morning that they needed your full account information. Have you sent it to them? Please, try and send it to them.
I explained everything to Bar. Adams and he told me that we will need to go to the Ministry first and confirm it. He equally told that he will need to go to the court and confirm certain facts before he get back to us. I gave him your full contact. (Your full name, address, phone number etc). Has he contacted you?
Please, you should not waste time in informing me if Bar. Adams has contacted you as we do not have much time. Wednesday is just around the corner.
I have not received the sample you sent? Send the tracking information to me in your reply to this mail.
I wait for updates from your side.
Best regards,
Mr. John Mensah
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Wie von guten Onkel John versprochen, meldet sich auch ein Anwalt aus Ghana bei Lümmel (nur das dieser "Anwalt" laut IP in Mauritius sitzt) und schickt auch einen Vordruck mit. Lümmel soll für seine Dienste 650,00 Teuronen auf den Tisch von WU legen:
In Antwort auf:
From: "Barrister Adams" <barrister_adams@138mail.com>
To: xxx@xxx
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:49:17 +0800
Subject: Representation in Ghana
Received: from [41.210.11.207] by ws5-10.us4.outblaze.com with http for
barrister_adams@138mail.com; Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:49:17 +0800
X-Originating-Ip: 41.210.11.207 (Mauritius)
X-Originating-Server: ws5-10.us4.outblaze.com
Message-Id: <20070917164917.402727B7A8@ws5-10.us4.outblaze.com>
X-GMX-Antivirus: -1 (not scanned, may not use virus scanner)
X-GMX-Antispam: 0 (Mail was not recognized as spam)
X-GMX-UID: JYLXfuZVYW0+8PQcG2Rp9yV0amthc5td
ATT: SIR/MADAM
LETTER OF INTRODUCTION:
WE ARE SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATES RESIDENT IN ACCRA. ONE MR. MENSAH JOHN CAME TO OUR OFFICE AND TOLD US YOUR REQUIREMENT AT THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH IN GHANA. WE HAVE EQUALLY CONFIRMED SAME AT THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH THIS MORNING HERE IN GHANA AND THE MINISTRY OF JUSTCIE.
WE ARE INFORMING YOU AND AT THE SAME TIME ASSURING YOU THAT THE ASSIGNMENT IS WITHIN OUR SCOPE AND ARE USUALLY CARRIED OUT ACCORDING TO OUR LOCAL LAWS.
TO CARRY OUT THIS ASSIGNMENT SATISFACTORILY, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR HEADED PAPER, DULY SIGNED UNDERNEATH WITH WHICH WE WILL HAVE THE LEGAL BACKING TO REPRESENT YOU ACCORDINGLY.
THE CHARGES BELOW WERE AS WELL FOUND THROUGH THE COURT REGISTRAR AS AMOUNT PAYABLE ON THE DATE 1TH SEPTEMBER, SCHEDULED FOR SIGNING OF YOUR CONTRACT AGREEMENT. FROM THE CHARGES, WE WOULD PAY ON YOUR BEHALF THE FOLLOWING FEES AT THE COURT. (STAMP DUTY AND OAT FEE). THE STAMP DUTY AND THE OAT FEES ARE CONSTANT AND NOT NEGOTIABLE.
1. STAMP DUTY-- EURO200 (TO THE COURT)
2. REPRESENTATION FEE/CONSULTATION (TO OUR CHAMBERS)--- EURO 250 (AS CONTAINED IN OUR CLIENT CONSULTATION FORM)
3. OATH FEE---- EURO200 TOTAL CHARGES PAYABLE 650 EURO
PAY THE CHARGES THROUGH MY JUNIOR PARTNER THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. PAYMENT THROUGH THIS MEANS IS AS A MATTER OF URGENCY REQUIRED IN GETTING YOUR CONTRACT AGREEMENT SIGNED. WE WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU OUR ACCOUNT INFO. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION BELOW:-
RECEIVER'S NAME: YAW FRINPONG
QUESTION: COLOUR
ANSWER: GREEN
DESTINATION: ACCRA-GHANA
MORESO, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL AND RETURN THE FORM ATTACHED TO THIS MAIL AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WORK WITH US.
WE PROCLAIM TO GIVE YOU THE BEST LEGAL SERVICE.
BARRISTER ADAMS PETER
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
TEL: +233246916758
In Antwort auf:
Dear Luemmel,
How are you today? Has the lawyer whom i met contacted you? Please, inform me the development from your side. Tomorrow is just around the corner. I do not want any problem whatsoever on this contract.
I wait for updates from your side.
Regards,
John
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Also wird Onkel John erstmal vertröstet, weil die Präser verloren gegangen sind. Dafür bekommt er auch des Luxussortiment versprochen.
In Antwort auf:
Dear John,
thank you very much to find a Lawyer for me. I got a Mail from him and I send it back this Morning.
With the samples I call yesterday the Office of UPS here in Germany and they checked all. I think, the Samples are lost on the Way to Ghana. Maybee an other had now a lot of fun with his Wife or Girlfriend. But don't worry, I send you a new Sample! This time you will get the "Luxury Edition". It contents more then 40 Condoms, in 8 different Colours, 10 different tastes and a lot more. We are selling this only in our Factory Outlet and it's our top selling Product!
Then should I come to Ghana to sign the Contract?
And there is the Picture for the Promotion?
Have a nice Day!
Yours
Luemmel
In Antwort auf:
Dear Barrister Adams,
in Attachment of this you find the legal form for the Representation in Ghana. To pay the fees I need a Scan of the Passport of the Receiver of thge Money. It's a new Law here in Germany. Then I get the Scan, I send you the Money by Western Union this Morning.
Thank you!
Best Regards
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Mit unglaublicher Geschwindigkeit wurde ein Ausweis gefälscht und Lümmel zugesandt (dafür kann er nicht einmal den Vornamen - 3 Buchstaben - richtig abschreiben:
In Antwort auf:
THE COMPLETE FORM HAD BEEN RECEIVED.
ATTACHED IS A SCANNED COPY OF THE RECEIVER (SECRETAEY).
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND MAKE THE TRANSFER.
RECEIVER'S NAME: YAY FRIMPONG
TEXT QUESTION: COLOUR
TEXT ANSWEWR: GREEN
DESTINATION: ACCRA-GHANA
WE WOULD PROCEED TO THE AFFECTED DEPARTMENTS TOMORROW AND GET YOUR AGREEMENT SIGNED.
BAR. ADAMS PETER
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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So, Damit auch unser Barrister Peter Adams etwas zu tun hat, bekommt er schnell eine kleine Nummer, leider nicht die gewüschte, sondern die von Verifysec
In Antwort auf:
Dear Barrister Adams,
I went to the Western-Union-Office and made the transfer. Here are the needet Datas to get the Money:
Receiver: Yaw Frimpong
Question: Colour
Answer: Green
Place: Aggra, Ghana
MTCN: to get the MTCN please insert the following Code at http://www.verifysec.com:
Code: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It’s a new and very save Way to send the MTCN, because only the right Receiver can get the Money.
I hope, the signing of the Contract can go on Tommorow! I’m waiting for your next mail!
Best regards
Luemmel Tuete
In Antwort auf:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I WAS UNABLE TO GET THE MCTN INFORMATION. YOU SHOULD SEND THE NUMBBER TO US. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO IT.
WAITING FOR THE TRUE MCTN NUMBER.
BAR. ADAMS PETER
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Und schon meldet sich der Ministeriummugu wieder, (der wahrscheinlich auch Peter und Onkel John ist) und möchte wissen, warum noch nichts passiert ist. Dafür gab es auch einen tollen Beleg von den Mugus, bei den sie nicht einmal die einfachsten Dinge richtig schreiben, wie z. B. DEPP!
In Antwort auf:
ATTENTION: LUEMMEL TUETE KONDOMFABRIKEN
GERMANY
WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR INFORMATION THE ATTORNEY WHO WILL REPRESENT YOU IN SIGNING YOUR AGREEMENT. FEED US WITH INFORMATION OF THE LAWYER.
WE HAVE SECURED YOUR EXCHANGE CONTROL APPROVAL DOCUMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE. KINDLY GLANCE THROUGH IT AND CONFIRM THE CORRECTNESS OF THE INFORMATION TO AVOID TRANSFERING THE MONEY INTO A WRONG ACCOUNT.
MEMBERS
CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTEE
MINISTRY OF HEALTH
ACCRA-GHANA
In Antwort auf:
Dear Sirs,
I send a Mail and some Money for the needet Fees to Barrister Peter Adams. But he got a Problem to get the Money, because Western Union is using a Verificationservies. It's the Law to use a Verificationservice here in Germany.
And I take a look into the Attachment of your Mail. You had the wrong SWIFT-Code! The right SWIFT-Code is EKBADEPP and not EKBADEEP! Please change this, thank you.
Best Regards
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Nach dem recht turbolenten Tag gestern gehr es schon heute morgen weiter. Der Anwaltsmugu möchte die Polizei rufen und den guten Onkel John verhaften lassen und der HiWi-Mugu war schon zwei mal bei Western Onion und hat kein Geld erhalten und auch keine Informationen. Ja, so kann man Druck auf den armen Lümmel aufbauen.
In Antwort auf:Lümmel versucht natürlich erstmal die Wogen zu glätten, der arme Onkel John darf nicht in den Knast (noch nicht, ich möchte noch etwas Spaß mit ihm haben. Danach kann er ruhig dahin, wo er hingehört). Die Mugus mögen es doch nochmal mit Verifysec versuchen, klappt doch auch hier und bei Lümmels Geschäftspartnern.
TO WHO IT MAY CONCERN
WE ARE DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR CLAIMS ON THE TRANSFER. MY SECRETARY WENT TO WESTERN UNION TWICE WITH THE INFORMATION YOU CLAMIED TO HAVE PAID. EFFORTS MADE TOWARDS TRACING THE TRANSFER BY WESTERN UNION OFFICIALS PROVED ABORTIVE.
WE DOUBT YOUR INTEGRITY AND SINCERITY IN HANDLING THE CONTRACT AWARDED TO YOUR FROM MINISTRY OF HEALTH.
FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT RECEIVED FROM YOU, WE WOULD ALERT THE POLICE TOMORROW MORNING TO GET MR. MENSAH ARRESTED THAT INTRODUCED YOU TO US.
BAR. ADAMS PETER
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
In Antwort auf:
Hello Barrister Adams,
don't call the Police, read my first mail again an enter the Code-No. at vvvvv.verify***.com [Link anonymisiert| nicht posten Scambaiter] Webpage and you will get the needet MTCN. Mr. John Mensah had nothing to do with this transfer, I made it and I did it right at the german Laws.
There is no Problem to get the MTCN by vvvvv.verify***.com.[Link anonymisiert| nicht posten Scambaiter] I use this for Payments to my Buiseinesspartners all over the World and they use it to. There where never Problems to get the MTCN and the Money.
So please use the vvvvv.verify***.com [Link anonymisiert| nicht posten Scambaiter] Webpage and get the MTCN.
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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So jetzt wird der kleine Mugu frech, dabei ist er doch zu duselig, bei mir anzurufen. Kann sein, dass er aus Ghana die 01212 - Nummer nicht erreichen kann. Also droht er in seiner Verzweifelung mit der Polizei.
In Antwort auf:Lümmel ist ein Lümmel und dreht den Spieß einfach mal um. Also, Mugu, wenn du zu blöd bist zu telefonieren, kannst du auch hier nochmal für Anfänger eine Gebrauchanweisung bekommen. Sollte diese auch nicht bei dir fruchten, kein Geld und Besuch von Polly Zei, äh Polizei
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
IT IS VERY UNFORTUNATE TO TELL YOU THAT THE WHOLE INFORMATION YOU PROVIDED TO US ARE LIES. THE PHONE NUMBER YOU GAVE US IS FALSE. IT DOESN'T EXIST. NOTHING PREVENTS US FROM GETTING MR. MENSAH ARRESTED THIS MORNING FOR MISREPRESENTATION.
BAR. ADAMS
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
In Antwort auf:
Slow down,
the numbers I gave to you are all correct! The number of my Factory is a german Servicenumber, it's possible not reachable from a foreign Country. Try my Private number or better use the Code for verifysec and you get the Money.
So call my private Number or use the Code! If you don't use the code, I call the Police in Ghana, because you try to fool me.
Here are the Instructions again to get the Money:
1. Open your browser
2. Type "vvvvv.verify***.com [Link anonymisiert| nicht posten Scambaiter]" into the upper field (or klick on this Link)
3. Insert the Code: "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
4. get the MTCN
5. shut down your Computer
6. go to the Western Union Office
7. Get the Money
8. Do something for me and DON'T make me angry!
9. Now you can call my private Number and tell me, everything is OK.
Otherwise I think you're a Scammer and I call the Police in Ghana.
Hurry up, your time is running. I call the Money back from Western Union on 16:00 h GMT! And I'm calling my old Schoolfriend Polly Zei, she's working for Interpol!
Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Heute Morgen fand ich dann diesen Hilferuf von Onkel John. Der böse Anwalt hat doch tatsächlich gesagt, Lümmel lügt! Stoß den Purschen zu Poden!
In Antwort auf:
Dear Luemmel,
How are you doing? You want to cause problem to me. Bar. Adams was making troubles with me today that you told him lies. He said that you never sent any money to him and you claimed to have done that. He equally told me that the phone number you gave him were not right.
Today, the agreement was no longer signed because of the problem. Please, send the correct information to Bar. Adams to enable him continue with us in this regard.
The Chairman said we should come back to the Ministry by tomorrow and tell them our resolution to enable them re-schedule another date for signing the agreement.
I wait for confirmation that the right information has been sent to Bar. Adams.
Regards,
Mr. John Mensah
In Antwort auf:
Dear John,
I can only say, that Barrister Adams is not a god Man. I sent the Money to Ghana and gave him the right Informations to get the Money. Here in germany we use a Verificationservice to make sure, that the Money will arrive at the right person. I gave Barrister Adams the needet Informations and the told him, how to use the Verificationservice. I think, he not able to use this simple service.
Then Barrister Adams told you, I gave him the wrong Telephonnumber, he is lieing! I gave him my Number in the Factory, it's a german Servicenumber and possible not reachable from a foreign Country. I gave him my private Number to, but he didn't call me at this number. What do you think about this?
Do you think, he's OK? I don't think so. He wrote to me, that he wants to call to Police to arrest you, but you don't have to do anything with this. I told him, then he is doing something like this, I think he's a criminal and I call the Police by my side. A old schoolfriend of mine is Working at Interpol, so I can call her.
Then you think, Barrister Adams is OK, is it possible to send you the Money, so you can pay him Cash? I send you a little more for driving and fuel.
I'm waiting for your next Mail!
Yours
Luemmel
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Der gute Onkel John hat nicht auf die Mail von Lümmel reagiert, dafür versuchte der duselige Anwaltsmugu die Fragen bei Veri... zu beantworten und ist schon an der ersten Antwort gescheitert. Bei Western Union ist der Service auch unbekannt, also her mit der richtigen Nummer:
In Antwort auf:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
WE TRIED TO FOLLOW THE VERIFICATION GUIDE YOU GAVE AND WE COULD NOT BE ABLE TO GET THE TRACKING NUMBER. PLEASE, TO MAKE THINGS EASY FOR YOU AND MR. JOHN MENSAH ON THE CONTRACT, WE ADVISE THAT YOU DO THE VERIFICATION PROCESS BY YOURSELF AND SEND THE INFORMATION TO US. WESTERN UNION AGENTS IN GHANA SAID THERE ARE NOT AWARE OF SUCH VERIFICATION.
WE HAVE OFFICIALLY APPLIED THE COMMITTEE TO APPLY RESTRAINT UNTIL WE RECEIVE THE MONEY FROM YOU, SINCE YOU ARE STILL MAINTAINING YOUR GROUND THAT THE TRANSFER HAS BEEN DONE.
WE REMAIN AT YOUR BEST LEGAL SERVICE.
BAR. ADAMS
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
In Antwort auf:
Dear John,
I think, there are to much problems down there in Ghana. I want to clear it and I come down to you tommorow. I arrive at the Airport of Ghana at 16:55 with Lufthansa Flight 564.
I come to your Office at the Evening or we can meet at my Hotel in the La Palm Royal Beach Hotel in Accra.
I'll meet you at 20:00 at the Hotelbar! I got a little present for you, our Luxury-Box of fine Condoms.
Yours
Luemmel
In Antwort auf:
Dear Barrister Adams,
I think, it's time to go on with our Realationship. You not able to get the MTCN from Verifysec, because the stupid officeclark from Western Union didn't know this service. We here in Germany are all using this for our Moneytransfers by Western Union. So I called the Money back from Western Union.
But how I can pay the Money to you? Do you take it cash? Yes sure, Western Union is paying cash to. So I come tommorow to Ghana and we meet us in the Hotelbar in the La Palm Royal Beach Hotel on Sunday evening at 19:00. I hope, this time is good for you, aslo we can meet us at an other Place and Time at Sunday or Monday.
What do you think about this? You get the Money and everthink is OK. And I make the Deal with the Ministery.
I see you next days!
Best regards
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Lümmel lümmelt sich in Accra an der Hotelbar und kein John in Sicht . Auch eine Mail von ihm ist nicht gekommen. Da muss Lümmel doch mal an das Treffen erinnern, es war ja eigentlich schon vor einer Stunde. Gut, dass es im Hotel Internet gibt (habe nachgesehen)
In Antwort auf:
Hello John,
Where are you? I'm waiting for you at the Hotelbar since one hour!
Luemmel
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Onkel John ist überascht und wuste nichts von unserem Metting an der Hotelbar (wie sollte er auch, wenn er die Mails nicht richtig liest ) aber er wünscht noch ein Treffen, bevor Lümmel Ghana wieder verläßt:
In Antwort auf:Na ja, da war aber dauernt besetzt... . Dafür kam auch der Anwaltsmugu auch nicht (gehe ich stark von aus) daher sollte er auch eine Mail mit der Drohung des plötzlichen Erscheinens im Büro bekommen:
Dear Friend,
I am suprised receiving your mail this night. You have my telephone number already, you should have called me on phone to enable me know how to track you. If actaually you are serious on this contract and you want to prove to me that you are competent enough to work with me, call me before you leave Ghana. I desperately want to see you and be able to sought out the differences before you leave for Germany.
Regards,
Mr. John Mensah
00233249646163
In Antwort auf:
Dear Barrister Adams,
Didn't we had a meeting this evening at the Hotelbar? I Think so, but you're not here. I come tommorow to your Office!
Best regard
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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Lümmel konnte heute Onkel John nicht am Telefon und auch nicht unter der angegebenen Adresse erreichen (wie auch...). Dafür soll er mal eine neue Mail schreiben.
In Antwort auf:Auch Barrister Adams soll noch eine Mail bekommen, bevor ich die ganze Sache beende. Also Winkeladvokatchen, wie finde ich dich (im Knast?)?
Hello John,
I can't reach you by phone! Your phone seems to be out of Order or something else. I tryed to call you 5 times but always I got only a short beeping and no free-sign. I tryed this morning top come to your Office, but I did'nt find it on the given Adress. There are you? Please contact me by Mail, I'm on the Way to a special Meeting.
Yours
Luemmel
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Dear Barrister Adams,
there can I found you and your Office? I tryed to reach you at your Office, but on the given Adress I didn't found you!
Please send me a Mail there I can find you, because I would like to pay the fees for you.
Best regard
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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So, der Bait wird jetzt von mir mit einer schönen Urkunde beendet. Ich suche mir schon den nächsten Mugu (der kommt bestimmt!) und mache da weiter. Hier meine Abschiedsmail an den Mugu/die Mugus:
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Hello John,
Hello Barrister Adams,
or your real Name, stupid Mugu! I want to tell you, I had a lot of fun with you stupid Scammer and Mugu! If you try to find me, take a look at your lokal Policestation, maybe I'm there.
But don't worry, I got a Certifycate for you! Look into the Attachment!
Fuck You!
Luemmel Tuete
Der beste Platz für Politiker ist das Wahlplakat. Dort ist er tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen ( Loriot )
Die letzte Stimme, die man hört, bevor die Welt untergeht, wird die eines Experten sein, der versichert, das sei technisch unmöglich. (Sir Peter Ustinov)
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