Forum Übersicht - Lucia Hiriart Pinochet vs. Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

.....genauuuu, in einer alten Kapelle kann man auch noch eine Messe lesen.....

Die Idee zu dieser Geschichte entstand,
einmal durch die Email von Lucía Hiriart Rodríguez verh. Pinochet.
Und zum anderen, ich wollte schon immer mal Filmemacher sein.

Und so bin ich in die Rolle von Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
und dessen Gattin Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue geschlüpft.
Die Beiden wohnen - übrigens - in North Cothelstone Hall.

Wem das alles bekannt vorkommt, richtig, die Personen und Orte,
stammen alle aus Sketchen von Loriot - besonders "Die zwei Cousinen".

(Anmerkung: Lediglich Namen und Orte stammen von Lorot.
Alle Texte und Bilder etc. Copyright 2007 © Scambaiter-Deuschland!)

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Da schrieb also eine verzweifelte, aber reiche Witwe, aus dem fernen
Südamerika. Und ausgerechnet an Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue,
dem Betreiber der:

Ardcor adult film entertainment limited liability company LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr
Muku Lugos Str. 1-6
D- 10300 Berlin
Germany

Der Lord selbst, wohnt aus Steuergründen in:

North Cothelstone Hall
#7-419South Thoresby Rd.
Nether Addlethorpe
Isle of Man, IM9 6LH

Daraufhin antwortet Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue wie folgt.

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:49:45 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......i would like to entrust something precious in your care
To: mr@yahoo.com

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Dear Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet,

Hello how are you today?
Thank you Mrs. Pinochet, for your mail.
And at first, we are so sorry for our late answer.
But we was on a long curise.

My name is Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue and my wife is Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue.
Wie living in North Cothelstone Hall.

We hope to become your response. We want to help you for sure.

Yours sincerely,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

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In Antwort auf:

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Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:15:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......i would like to entrust something precious in your care
To: 01@yahoo.com

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Hello My Dear Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue ,

Thanks for the concern you have shown in helping me out and I am here to assure you in the name of God that there is no risk attached in helping me,As you have decided to give my life a whole new meaning ,it will continue to be well with you forever and forever .since you have such good thoughts towards me.

I must confess to you ,i have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.That's why I have eagerly prayed to God to connect me with the right person I can disclose this to.

So can I trust you to handle this? and please it has to be a matter of secrecy because I dont want anything to happen to this money because I have earnestly set it aside for me .This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney and the security firm only.it is my life to secret.My personal Attorney might be dealing with you directly for security reasons.

I believe that one has to take some risks to survive and besides I have prayed to God before contacting you.

Just send to me your full names, contact address and your telephone number and fax [if any} so that I can submit it to my attorney for him to contact you and start up all the necessary legal documentation that will backup you claiming the deposit .

I would like you to tell me, what you would want me to offer you although I decided to offer you 25% of this total $27 Million Dollars and 5% to stand aside to be use to reimburse any expenses that you might incure in the whole process.

You will not be responsible to arrange for my coming into your country because as soon as the security company delivers the trunks to you, you will open a trunk and send me some money to arrange for my coming over to meet you.

Please i wouldnot want you to feel bad because you cannot get me on phone or see me now until april,2008 for I am completely under surveilance and my movement is being monitored right now too.I will meet you face to face in April,2008 but we will keep communicating daily till we meet,just keep praying for me.I beg you to proceed with my attorney ,he will prepare the claim documents in your favour and he will assist greatly,he is my legal representative.

I await your details today for us to proceed.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .

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Wie das so üblich ist, kommt promt eine Antwort.
Welche ausschweifend erklärt, wie alles ablaufen soll.

Schnell, problemlos und so weiter, soll es gehen.
Aber das kennen wir nun schon.
Da wird der gute Lord wohl einiges an Sand ins Getriebe streuen müssen.

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:15:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......i would like to entrust something precious in your care
To: 01@yahoo.com

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Hello My Dear Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue ,

Thanks for the concern you have shown in helping me out and I am here to assure you in the name of God that there is no risk attached in helping me,As you have decided to give my life a whole new meaning ,it will continue to be well with you forever and forever .since you have such good thoughts towards me.

I must confess to you ,i have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.That's why I have eagerly prayed to God to connect me with the right person I can disclose this to.

So can I trust you to handle this? and please it has to be a matter of secrecy because I dont want anything to happen to this money because I have earnestly set it aside for me .This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney and the security firm only.it is my life to secret.My personal Attorney might be dealing with you directly for security reasons.

I believe that one has to take some risks to survive and besides I have prayed to God before contacting you.

Just send to me your full names, contact address and your telephone number and fax [if any} so that I can submit it to my attorney for him to contact you and start up all the necessary legal documentation that will backup you claiming the deposit .

I would like you to tell me, what you would want me to offer you although I decided to offer you 25% of this total $27 Million Dollars and 5% to stand aside to be use to reimburse any expenses that you might incure in the whole process.

You will not be responsible to arrange for my coming into your country because as soon as the security company delivers the trunks to you, you will open a trunk and send me some money to arrange for my coming over to meet you.

Please i wouldnot want you to feel bad because you cannot get me on phone or see me now until april,2008 for I am completely under surveilance and my movement is being monitored right now too.I will meet you face to face in April,2008 but we will keep communicating daily till we meet,just keep praying for me.I beg you to proceed with my attorney ,he will prepare the claim documents in your favour and he will assist greatly,he is my legal representative.

I await your details today for us to proceed.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .

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In Antwort auf:

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Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:41:34 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......i would like to entrust something precious in your care
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall
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Dear Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet,

Just we say thank you for your mail.
It is our pleasure to receive your response.

We will for sure help you. Just now we are a bit busy
with one big November vestival on
North Cothelstone Hall. Sir Vico von Bylow visit us.

So we will soon answer you in one other mail.

We send you our respect and warm regards,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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Unsere neue Freundin, die Witwe, zeigt Verständnis.
Das ehrt sie, bringt sie aber in der Sache nicht weiter.

Denn auf North Cothelstone Hall, geht es munter zu.
Dort ist viel zu organisieren und zu lenken.
Zumal die sexy Starlets zickig sind...;)

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Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:52:20 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......i love to hear from you
To: kuksky2000-01@yahoo.com

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Hello My lovely
Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue,

I got your mail. I know you must be having lots of visitors, i believe that one day i will come too and be with you.

I am quite happy and my heart is full of joy that you have me in the forefront of your mind despite your busy schedule.

I believe you will be sending me your direct contact details [PHONE,FAX AND CONTACT ADDRESS] in your next mail so that my attorney can begin the processing.

I look forward to your response.

Much REGARDS From

Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .

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Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:44:28 +1100 (EST)
From: kuksky2000-01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......i love to hear from you
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

Dear Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet,

It is pleasant to become your answer.
Thank you so much.

Oh yes, it would be our pleasure to have you here as your special guest!
But we know first we have to do our best for help you in any way.

Here our address:

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

#7-419South Thoresby Rd.
Nether Addlethorpe
Isle of Man, IM9 6LH

So as next we give you our address and phone/fax no.:

+49 32 22 - 1158 xxx

We are Germans from birth, and stay many years here on Isle of Man.
So all our business and companies are in Germany.

This is why we do not pay any tax in Germany. And the Isle of Man
have no tax and other stupid payments to do.

So you hear our company address:

Ardcor adult film entertainment limited liability company LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr
Muku Lugos Str. 1-6
D- 10300 Berlin
Germany

Yes we will give our next party on Saturday. And we have porn actors as guest.
They are all so cute, and of course very sexy.
Miss Priscilla Molesworth, we call she horse Prisc, is one of our best actress.

Well, have one nice day.

Respectful,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

PS: You have in South America nice sexy girls.
Can you help us? We need some girls for one new movie:

"Thomas Thatcham der Junge von der Reeperbahn, Part II."


Miss Priscilla Molesworth

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Mrs. Pinochet's Antwort zeigt, ein wenig hat sie die Antwort gelesen.
Aber sie treibt zur Eile und möchte "advise" und zwar "immediately".

Aber wir haben kein Eile, uns dräng nichts und Niemand - Punkt.

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:10:27 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......Action has began .
To: 01@yahoo.com

Hello My lovely
Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue,

Greetings to you.I have viewed the picture you attached. It was nice.Thanks for your mail.

I just want to appreciate you from the bottom of my heart for the attention you have given me concerning my condition.May GOD continue to bless you mightily.

I have trusted you and that is final.I am out to love you as you have shown me love already and as i know there is no fear in love.I want you to reciprocate this love by handling this little deposit of mine as your own.There is no illegality involved so feel free with me and the security firm.Pursue it and get a hold of it.

For now i am completely under surveilance in this country, i will come to meet with you but it has to be next year after i clear with the authorities over certain issues concerning my late husband.I cannot work on anything now like getting you some of the beautiful ladies here but don't worry next year i will join you in modelling ,i like it.

I have forwarded your contact details to the security firm which is in Toronto, Canada to process the transfer in your favour and get it paid to you and the security firm promised to contact you without further delays to begin the process.

I have the deposit certificate with me and i will send it to you tomorrow or next for your own view and keep incase the security firm demands it from you.

Please once they get in touch with you don't hesitate to update me immediately so that i can advise you appropriately in all things .I would like you to keep me informed on all your dealings with them concerning this transaction.

I advise that you let investment be your drive at the end of the day so that our grandchildren will also gain from this very arrangement.
As you pick up this deposit i would like you to commit some into the movies business and your company. may i know what your company produces ?

I would also advise you to make invesment arrangements in areas of real estate,fast food and hotel .I also welcome your other areas of investment interest.I have confidence in your kind of profession .

I want to assure you that whatever you might spend in the pursuit of this ,you will be reimbursed doublefold . I know you can handle it.

I will let my personal assistance call you up. His name is Antonio Magregor . He will be the one to speak with you often as i cannot talk with you for now for security reasons.He can call you anytime, please be aware.

I thank you very much and i love you.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message.

Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .

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In Antwort auf:

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Date: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:41:44 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......URGENT
To: kuksky2000-01@yahoo.com

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MY DEAR Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue,

This is the text of the application the security firm wants you to forward to them. i have included two of their contact emals address, kindly forward this letter to them please.As you do just update me immediately.
thanks very much,

Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .
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ATTENTION;THE HEAD,
OPERATIONS DEPTARTMENT,
INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE SECURITIES
TORONTO , CANADA
EMAILS:
*international@mail2canada.com
*international@yahoo.co.uk
APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF THE DEPOSIT WITH DEPOSIT REFERENCE NUMBER: IE/NF-HGBN/000019/6P.78/02 VALUED AT TWENTY-SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS {$27M USD}.

I WISH TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE DEPOSIT WITH DEPOSIT REFERENCE NUMBER:IE/NF-HGBN/000019/6P.78/03 BELONGING TO MRS LUCIA HIRIART PINOCHET DEPOSITED ON THE 7TH OF MAY,2003.
I HEREBY APPLY FOR THE RELEASE THE DEPOSIT TO ME PRESENTLY IN YOUR CUSTODY BY THE INSTRUCTION AND CONSENT OF Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .I WOULD LIKE THE DEPOSIT/FUNDS TO BE TRANSFERED TO MY BANK ACCOUNTS .
I HEREBY REQUEST THAT YOU LET ME KNOW THE PROCEDURE TO FOLLOW TO CLAIM THE REFERENCED DEPOSIT IN YOUR CUSTODY.

I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF THIS APPLICATON COULD BE GIVEN IMMEDIATE ATTENION.

THANK YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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In Antwort auf:

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Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:53:20 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......Action has began .
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

A. adult film entertainment limited liability company LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr.
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Dearest Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet,

We will say thank you for your mails.
And also sorry too, for the late answer.
But we was very busy with our film production.
How we was tell you, we have some different erotic film producing factories.
It is a very good business, you know.

Only to find the right actors is not easy. We need pretty girls, with one physique
like Josephine Muzenbacher. Maybe you know this great erotic actor.

And how we was tell you, Miss Priscilla Molesworth, we call she horse Prisc,
is one of our best actress. But she is so prissy.
All times she want such things like, champagne and mimosa.
Also she do not like to work with some of our actors.

You know, in real life she is lesbian. But we need she for some films with
male sex partners. And so you can imagine how much trouble we have sometimes.
But the film must be finish before x-mas.

We know, you are one very understandable person.
And we want to tell you again, we help you so much as we can.
We need the money - we get from you - for our film production in future.

So it will be great when you come over, and you can see all with your own eyes.
We can show you all our activities.
And maybe you will invest some millions in our new film-studios "Tendjewberrymud" in Herniedersinken.

However, so please tell us more details, what we have to do.
And give us your personal ID please. Any document is OK.
Only we want to see, your data. Of course we send you the ID from me too.

So please again be patient with us we are very hard working people.

Have a nice day and take care,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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Mit Datum vom 30.11.07 - kam die Antwort - die bisher nicht beantwortet ist.
Und warum schickt sie kein ID Dokument?
Da wird eine Nachfrage nötig sein.

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:07:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......send the letter to the security firm now
To: 01@yahoo.com

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MY DEAR Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue ,

I got your message. It was interesting and each time you keep assuring me of your readiness to assist me,may God BLESS you mightily.I sent you a letter from the security company and please forward it to the security's email address as i listed for you in the mail immediately, they are waiting for it . see the letter again below.they promised to process the transfer in your favour once you forward the letter to them.I am ready to be patient with you as you are the busy type but please try as much you can to check your mail regularly.

The process is not going to take much time .The major thing is for you to link up with the security firm for onward processing in your favour in order to transfer the fund to you.
I want the money to be in your account lastest on or before the 15th of December so that you can remit some little for me to celebrate christmas with my kids.

I love films and i know that film production is good business especially the type you do.In short, i would like you to invest 50% of the fund into your MOVIE production and then 25% into properties{houses} and then another 25% into hotels .
once i am through with the government matters, i will join you full time in the management of the companies and take time to search around my country and nearby south american countries and get you beautiful ladies and handsome men to put in the movies.

The security firm is waiting for the letter from you now in order to start off with the transfer process in your favour. I have forwarded to them your details as you sent to me and they are waiting for you now.please forward the letter to me so that they can begin.

I trust you so much, i love your profession and i will meet you next year once i clear with the government.Meanwhile as you receive the fund,invest it until i meet with you.the fund is my future hope and i am very glad it is going into your busy hands, i like it , i know God has just answered my prayers.

please try as much you can to check your mail regularly and reply me regularly.i will appreciate it.send the letter to them and let me know.

I will be waiting for your reply.

Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .

NB:
a letter from the security company and please forward it to the security's email address;
here are their email contacts of the security firm again;
*international@mail2canada.com
*international@yahoo.co.uk

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So, wenn "sie" bis zum 15.12.07 ein Ergebniss möchte, OK.
Nur dann muss sie "hasten".

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Mon, 3 Dec 2007 12:36:38 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet......send the letter to the security firm now
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

A. adult film entertainment limited liability company LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr.
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Dear Mrs. Pinochet - donah Lucia!

How are you today? Thank you for your mail.
I understand very well, all your words and your immediately wishes.
Only you do not what I need and want.

You know, you tell us to deal and talk about $27 Million Dollars!
And all this without any document and without any ID.
I am one prudent businessman and film director.

I can not do anything without regular documents.
When you want to finish our deal, till 15th of December,
so YOU must be hurry to do all what is necessary .

Next mail from you I see your ID and all will go quick.
Have a nice day.

Regards,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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Ohhh, was müssen meine Augen leiden.
So ein "Pass" ist mir noch nicht oft untergeschoben worden.

Mit so einem historischem Stück, reist unsere Witwe also um die Welt.
Das Passfoto stammt aus den 30er oder 40er Jahren, des vergangen Jahrhunderts.
Und der ganze "Pass" besagt nur, dass da mal jemand in die USA eingereist ist 1997.

Kein Hinweis, es ist ein Pass aus den USA oder aus Chile.
Und auch die anderen beiden "Dokumente" sehen wenig vertrauenerweckend aus.

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2007 06:47:03 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mrspinochetlucia@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet..........id/documents attached
To: 01@yahoo.com

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MY DEAR Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue ,

Thanks very much for your response.Please bear my delayed response.

I am quite happy about your readiness to assit me amigst your various commitments. Thanks and God Bless you so much.

I hereby attach the certificate of Deposit issued me when i deposited this fund and i have also attached my american passport of which i used for travelling for years to various places in the world and the affivadit of true beneficiary which i had to obtain in your name. The security firm could ask for them in the process, you can forward the documents to them for reconfirmation, they have their own copies now with them.

I believe that as you engage the security company for release of the Deposit, they will still forward relevant approval documents in your favour to prove that you are the rightful beneficiary as per my instructions.

Please endeavour to forward the application letter immediately to them so that we can meet up with the deadline. I learnt they will close on time for christmas holidays so i want us to get a hold of it before the year runs off.

How is work? i know it is a whole workload but i know it must be interesting job to do.You movie makers play a big role in our lives as you make life worth living.when you watch films you forget certain life issues which could be stressing.

Well i await your confirmation today.

Thank you very , Much Regards

Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet .

NB: I am also sending you a letter of authorization incase they need also.

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PS: Wir müssen der Witwe gratulieren. Denn, am 10. Dezember, wird sie 85 Jahre alt .
Und hier der Hintergrund, plus Foto von der echten Witwe Lucia Hirart Pinochet:
05. Oktober 2007 | Geteiltes Echo auf Haft für Pinochet-Clan

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue ist schwer beschäftigt.
Er hat geade einige seiner Filme verkauft.
Und muss sich um den Fortgang der Geschäfte kümmern.

Daher bekommt die nur Witwe eine kurze Mail.
Aber dafür sie die ID seiner Lordschaft .

BTW:...noch 4 Tage dann wird sie 85 Jahre alt.

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Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 10:40:34 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet..........id/documents attached
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

A. adult film entertainment limited liability company LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr.
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Dear Mrs. L.H. Pinochet,

Greetings of the seasons to you.
Thank you for your response plus documents and
passport. I read your mail with pleasure.

You are rally one nice lady.
Just now I am a bit busy, you know I sell today
a lot of films to one website.
There you can find a lot of my films.

Only I must have a lot of attention for this business.
Here you find most: xxx.muschimarkt.com/?content=default

For your secure and trust, I sent you my ID today.
Soon I come back to you!

With respect,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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Die gute Frau ist, obwohl sie seit Oktober 2007 im Knast sitzt, ja sehr aktiv...

Auszug Wikipedia:

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María Lucía Hiriart Rodríguez (b. December 10, 1922), also known as Lucía Hiriart de Pinochet, is the widow (married in January 1943) of former Chilean president Augusto Pinochet.

She was born in Antofagasta to Osvaldo Hiriart Corvalán, a lawyer and former Radical Party senator and former Interior Minister of president Juan Antonio Ríos; and Lucía Rodríguez Auda de Hiriart.

In 2005 she was sued by the Chilean Internal Revenue Service ("Servicio Impuestos Internos") over tax evasion totaling US$2.35 million and was arrested for a full day with son Marco Antonio a few months later. In October 2007, she was arrested again in the frame of the Riggs case, along with Pinochet's five children and 17 other persons (including two generals, one of his ex-lawyer and his ex-secretary) were arrested in October 2007 on charges of embezzlement and use of false passports. They are accused of having illegally transferred $27m (£13.2m) to foreign bank accounts during Pinochet's rule

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@scamrocker, oh dankeschön. Diese Wikipedia Infos sind sehr gut!

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Ich lese da falscher Pass, Knast und so...
Und dann noch 85 Jahre am 10.12. - eine fidele Frau.
Das werde ich dem Mugu mal ein, wenig unter die Nase reiben .

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Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 04:38:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet..........proceed with security firm now
To: 01@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue,

Thanks for your mail.

i could perceive that you are very industrious and it is beautiful.
i know am secured in your hands.

Go ahead and send the application to the security firm so that they can
update you on the procedure to follow.

Once you do that we ,do not hesitate to inform me immediately.

i await your confirmation.

Regards

Mrs. L.H. Pinochet

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@scamrocker, oh dankeschön. Diese Wikipedia Infos sind sehr gut!

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Ich lese da falscher Pass, Knast und so...
Und dann noch 85 Jahre am 10.12. - eine fidele Frau.
Das werde ich dem Mugu mal ein wenig unter die Nase reiben .

In Antwort auf:

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Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 04:38:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet..........proceed with security firm now
To: 01@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue,

Thanks for your mail.

i could perceive that you are very industrious and it is beautiful.
i know am secured in your hands.

Go ahead and send the application to the security firm so that they can
update you on the procedure to follow.

Once you do that we ,do not hesitate to inform me immediately.

i await your confirmation.

Regards

Mrs. L.H. Pinochet

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Hoffentlich hat "sie" eine schöne Geburtstagsfeier.

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Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:29:55 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet = HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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DEAR MSR. PINOCHET,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
You get 85 years today, and we wish you all the best.
You are so bustling all times. It would be better you
work not so hard.
We know you was in jail, we was read this in our newspaper:

In 2005 she was sued by the Chilean Internal Revenue
Service ("Servicio Impuestos Internos") over tax
evasion totaling US$2.35 million and was arrested for
a full day with son Marco Antonio a few months later.
In October 2007, she was arrested again in the frame
of the Riggs case, along with Pinochet's five children
and 17 other persons (including two generals, one of
his ex-lawyer and his ex-secretary) were arrested in
October 2007 on charges of embezzlement and use of
false passports. They are accused of having illegally
transferred $27m to foreign bank accounts during
Pinochet's rule.

So we see you use one false passport!
We hope the passport you sent us, are NOT false????
And nothing is illegally???

Again all the best to you and be strong!

For the whole family:

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue & Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue

The team of the film company:

A. adult film entertainment limited liability company LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr.

Priscilla Molesworth, the horse Prisc actress
Lucinda Satterthwaite, actress
Amelie Hollingworth, actress
Thomas Thatcham, actor
Gwyneth Molesworth, actor

Jasper Fetherston, actor

Meredith Hesketh-Fortescue, producer

And here one conversation - we will use for our new film.
For this film we need around one million Euro.
So we will ask you for invest this in our film?

A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomservice,
at a hotel in Asia. And then, start the erotic part in room...

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"

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Nach all' den Festlichkeiten, zum 85.Geburtstag, war die Witwe zur Antwort fähig.
Und "sie" legt Wert darauf, dass der Uraltpass, der einzig echte ist.

Da hege ich so meine Zweifel.
Und werde "ihr" mal zwei Fotos unter die Nase reiben, in meiner Antwort Mail.

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Date: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:23:56 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet = HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
To: 01@yahoo.com

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Dear Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue,

I got your mail and am very sorry for getting back to late, the reason been that because of my birthday i had so many or my relatives coming to visit me and some of my grandchildren also came to visit me and it was a full house so i did not have the time to check my emails.
I also want to thank you so much for remembering my birthday.
I jsut want to assure you that the passport i sent you is my true passport and its not false and i want this transaction to be concluded as soon as possible.
So i have asked mt lawyer to file an application to the paying bank in your favour so that the money can be tranfered into your acoount anywhere in the world . so once my lawyer or the bank contacts you please let me know so that we can finish this transaction ontime .
i await your confirmation.

Regards

Mrs. L.H. Pinochet

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Der Lord hatte einen kurzen "Zwischenbericht" gegeben.
Da er sehr in Eile war.

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Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:17:04 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet = HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Dearest Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet,

Thank you very much for your mail.

We are very busy just now.
So I just will tell you on next weekend,
I will answer you regular.

Best regards,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:39:45 -0800 (PST)
From: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.co
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet = Happy New Year celebrations!!!!!!!!!!!
To: 01@yahoo.com

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Dear Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue,

I hope you are fine.

My lawyer has filed the application in your favour and we are waiting on their response by early next week.

Please be on the watch out for mails or phone calls with respect to this transaction from the security firm or her paying bank because you could be called up for confirmation as we were advised by the officer-in-charge of the security firm.

I would like you to endeavour to give me you directly mobile phone number in order to spur them to quick action.Give us the phone number and the time to call you.

I await your response.Wishing you Happy New Year celebrations .

Thanks

Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet

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Nach der Jahresendpause bekommt die alte Lady wieder Post.
Mit Formular, wobei sich der gute Lord geirrt hat. Er hat "ausversehen" ein Bewerbungsformular geschickt.
Aber als Pornoqueen ist die Lady zu alt.
Und bei der nächsten Antwort bekommt (ihre) sie ihe Fotos unter die Nase gerieben.

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Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 13:20:58 +1100 (EST)
From: 01@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Urgent From Mrs Lucia Hiriart Pinochet = Happy New Year celebrations!!!!!!!!!!!
To: "Pinochet Lucia Hiriart" mr@yahoo.com

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Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue
Laila Lady Hesketh-Fortescue
North Cothelstone Hall

A. adult film entertainment limited liability company
LLC.
Saugen, knutschen und Mehr.
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Dearest Mrs. L.H. Pinochet,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Thank you so much for your mail.
We are back to work now. We was had a long holiday.
Last year was so stressful for us all.

So how go it on with our deal.
By the way, it is not so a good idea to call me direct to my mobile.

Often I am in our film studios on set.
And believe it is a hard work, and I do not like someone disturb me.

The actors are often stupid and do not know how to act
with two girls in bed, you know we made hardcore films.
And "make love" sex on command is not easy!
The girls are great, but the guys oh oh... not hard dick/cock.

Well you are one serious old lady and I will not tell
you more details.

I have one big wish to you. For invest some money in
our film company I need some more infos from yourself.
So I send you one form and please fill in all and send back.

With respect and warm wishes,

Lord Loriot Hesketh-Fortescue

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Auch "Mrs. Lucia Hiriart Pinochet" scheint kein rechtes Interesse mehr zu haben.
Na ja...mit über 85 Jahren kein Wunder.

Auch ihr ist ein kurzes Erinnerungs-Schreiben zugegangen.
Mal sehen, ob noch eine Antwort kommt.