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Mit 41 Jahren immer noch Single – und das im Internet-Zeitalter!
Da die Beschaffung von Waren und Informationen via Internet bisher stets zu ihrer Zufriedenheit funktioniert hat, beschließt Goldfischli, nun im world wide web nach einem adäquaten männlichen Gegenstück zu suchen.
Sie wirft ihre Angel bei meetic aus. Und schon bald beißt jemand an...

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Mail von: matttttt0

Datum: 23 April 2008 - 18:39
Betreff: Hi dear
Hi dear

My name is Mathew Bills..i'm 39yrs of age' well i saw your profile on my seach result and it got my attention, i will love to know more
about you if you dont mind.. you can reach me privately on my mail id so that we can get to know each other more better.My id is
matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com

Hope to hear from you soon.

Mathew Bills.
nb: check my phtoe album and you can see my pics there..

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Naja, mit der Rechtschreibung hat er’s nicht so,
kann sich auch nicht entscheiden, wie er seinen Vornamen schreiben soll, aber Goldfischli
ist geneigt, großzügig darüber hinwegzusehen, denn der Kandidat sieht ganz passabel aus
und scheint nicht arm zu sein – Goldhändler aus einer Kleinstadt in Ohio,
der seit einigen Monaten in Berlin lebt, aber gerade auf einer Geschäftsreise in Nigeria ist,
um dort Gold im Wert von 500.000 Euro zu kaufen.

Außerdem ist er seit 2 Jahren verwitwet und unendlich froh, Goldfischli kennengelernt zu haben –
ihr Konterfei hat es ihm derart angetan, dass er ihr Profil gar nicht erst angeklickt hat,
um mehr über sie zu erfahren! Nein – er hat ihr Bild gesehen und wusste
gleich: Sie ist es! Sie ist die Frau, die ich bis ans Lebensende lieben, verwöhnen, umsorgen und anbeten werde!
Wow!

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Nach dem ersten Chat kommen Goldfischli Zweifel. Ist der Kandidat vielleicht bloß ein Aufschneider Es klingt alles ein bißchen zu schön, um
wahr zu sein... Aber in besagter Kleinstadt in Ohio gibt es tatsächlich einen Matthew Bills, ergibt ihre Internet-Recherche! Das ist doch schon mal beruhigend.

Bei der Gelegenheit wirft sie auch gleich einen Blick auf ihr zukünftiges Zuhause – wohlgefällig betrachtet sie das Satellitenfoto von Google map. Soweit sich das aus einer Höhe von ca. 36.000 km beurteilen lässt,
macht Matthews Wohngegend einen durchaus gediegenen und gepflegten Eindruck. Nette kleine Villen, vereinzelt Swimmingpools, viel Grün drumherum. Sollte Goldfischlis Traum Wirklichkeit werden? Sich
mit 41 Jahren ins Privatleben zurückziehen zu dürfen, umsorgt von einem treuergebenen Gatten, der ihr,
neben sich selbst und seiner bedingungslosen Liebe, Unmengen von Gold und Geschmeide zu Füßen legen wird

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Als nächstes macht Goldfischli sich bei Google über Goldhandel und Nigeria schlau...
Es stellt sich heraus, dass Nigeria gar keine Goldvorkommen
hat – nanu! Dafür besitzt Nigeria aber nicht nur Ölquellen, sondern auch Human Ressorces,
die es in sich haben, nämlich die Nigeria Connection! Hmm... Nigeria Connection...
Vor Jahren hat sie einmal davon gehört.

Um Betrug im großen Stil ging es da, um Millionenbeträge, soweit sie sich erinnert.
Beim nächsten Chat wird sie Matthew darauf ansprechen.
Wenn er innerhalb der letzten 4 Jahre als Geschäftsmann verschiedene
afrikanische Staaten bereist hat, müsste er doch eigentlich davon gehört haben...

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Gedächtnisprotokoll 2. Chat 24. April

Goldfischli: „Hello“
Matthew: „Hello! Oh Darling, Oh Honey, I love you so much!“ (blubber laber sülz)

Ich erspare dem Leser die weiteren Liebesschwüre und dergleichen und komme jetzt zu dem interessanten Teil des Gesprächs:

Goldfischli: „I hope you are not a member of the Nigeria Connection ;-)“
Matthew: „No, I am not! What is Nigeria Connection?“
Goldfischli: „You never heard about it?“
Matthew: No. What is it? Explain me, please!“
Golfischli:“It is too difficoult to explain it in English. Take a look in Google!“
Matthew: „Ok. What I must write in Google“
Goldfischli: „Type the word nigeria connection. And than enter!“
Matthew: „Ok. Hold on. I’ll check it.“
Goldfischli: Ok
Matthew: „thank you for the information“
Goldfischli: „You are welcome“

Matthew: „... oh Sweetheart, oh Baby... I adore you... I can’t live without you“
...laber laber...
Ende des Chats

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Am selben Tag noch ruft er Goldfischli kurz an, um der Stimme seiner Angebeteten zu lauschen. Sein Akzent klingt nicht wirklich amerikanisch, aber das muss nichts heißen,
sind doch die USA ein Einwanderungsland, in dem sich Menschen aus aller Herren Länder tummeln.
Möglicherweise ist er ein griechischer Immigrant, der früher Mattheos Bibliopolus hieß.
Die Telefonnummer ist eine nigerianische – also isser wirklich in Nigeria!
Aber er hat sie nach ihrer Handynummer gefragt! Handy ist ein deutsches (Un)Wort für das Mobiltelefon.
Nun gut, das könnte er in Berlin aufgeschnappt haben...

Aber das, was Goldfischli wirklich stutzig macht, ist die Tatsache,
dass er noch nie etwas von der Nigeria Connection gehört hat! Und wie unsäglich doof er
sich beim Googeln angestellt hat! „Gut, angeblich ist er zum ersten Mal in Nigeria. Aber ein cleverer, erfahrener Geschäftsmann sammelt im Vorfeld Informationen über das Land, in das er zum ersten Mal reist,
gerade wenn er mit Gold handelt und erst recht, wenn er ein Land wie
Nigeria bereist! Und da muss ihm die Nigeria Connection geradezu ins Auge springen!
Entweder ist er selber ein Mitglied der Nigeria Connection
oder er ist ein extrem blauäugiger Geschäftsmann“ denkt sie sich ...
und dann hat Goldfischli via Google den Weg zu Euch gefunden und sich am 28.04. hier angemeldet...

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...Die paar nichtssagenden Mails zwischen Matthew und mir, die vorweg ausgetauscht wurden, erspare ich Euch.
Jetzt wird es Zeit, sowohl
Matthew als auch Euch mit zwei Mitgliedern meiner Familie bekanntzumachen, nämlich meiner hochbetagten
Großtante Theodora und meinem kleinen Bruder Giselher...

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From: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
To: xxx@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Thu, 1 May 2008 02:58:31 -0400

Good morninh honey.... how are you today? i hope your sleep was great...
i was online yesterday but you are not there.. i was waiting for you last night..
my status was offline but i was there waiting when you come online.. i miss you honey..
i hope you go well today.. kiss
matt

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From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Thu, 1 May 2008 10:16:08 +0200

Good morning Matt,

thank you so much for your lovely mail! It cheers me up this morning, darling! I am so sorry,
because I was not online yesterday. In the
afternoon we - my brother Giselher and me - got very bad news from our grandaunt Theodora.
She is such a lovely old lady. She is 92 years
old, and now we fear that she will not survive the next days.
Yesterday evening Giselher and I visited her in the hospital. Aunt Theodora
was never married and she treated us like her own children, was always so good and generous to us.
In the afternoon we will drive to the hospital again.

I wish you a lovely day and hope to hear from you soon. I really wish you were on my side now!

Kisses

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Isses nicht rührend, wie besorgt Matthew um mich ist?
Sitzt den ganzen Tag in seinem Office und denkt an mich!

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From: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
To: xxx@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Thu, 1 May 2008 04:23:25 -0400

Hello honey.., how are you this morning? am sorry to hear about you Theodora, i hope she get better dear.... please take yout time ok spend time with her because she needs you more than anything.. i will always be here waiting for you.. yes i wish the same that you where close to me.. i hope to hear more from you.. i sit here in my office and i think of you.. have a lovely day.. kiss

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Tantchens Zustand ist sehr ernst, aber Goldfischli ist dankbar,
einen Mann wie Matthew an ihrer Seite zu wissen...

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From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Thu, 1 May 2008 23:24:51 +0200

Hello Matt,
thank you very much for your lovely mail. We came just back from the hospital. I had a cup of tea with Giselher. He is now on the way home to Nörten-Hardenberg. I am very sad and tired and I'll go to bed now. Aunt Theodoras state of health is not good and there is not much hope, said the doctor.

My darling, it is so good to know that you are waiting for me and thinking of me.
I hope, you had a nice and pleasant day.

I wish you a good night and sweet dreams

Kisses

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Ist er nicht ein Schatz? Schreibt mir mitten in der Nacht noch eine tröstende mail!
Das nennt man wahre Liebe! Oder eher Ware Liebe?

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From: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
To: xxx@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Fri, 2 May 2008 02:06:44 -0400

good morning dear........... how are you today..? i hope you are feeling betternow...
well i was just thinking about you and i decided to let you know that... have a lovely day today.. kiss

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Goldfischli fühlt sich heute schon ein wenig besser . Es ist ein heiterer sonniger Tag.
Gleich geht sie shoppen, um sich ein wenig abzulenken.
Sie sieht den Tatsachen ins Auge und sich selbst schon mal nach schwarzer Kleidung um...

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From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Fri, 2 May 2008 10:22:53 +0200

Thank you for your mail, my darling,

thank you, I feel a little better this morning. I just had my breakfast (coffee, toast, orange juice and an egg) I think I'll go out for a shopping tour now. Shopping always cheers me up. Maybe it sounds sick, but I should look for black clothes! And this on such a nice and sunny day! But it helps me so much to know that you are on my side!

Have a lovely day, my dear!
Kiss

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From: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
To: xxx@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Good morning
Date: Fri, 2 May 2008 17:54:19 -0400

hello honey........thanks for your lovely mail......am glad that you are getting better.
well here in late and i want to wish you a good night slee my dear... love.
Matt

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Goldfischli lässt Matthew wissen, dass nachmittags wieder ein Besuch bei Tantchen ansteht...

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From: From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: Matthew Bills (matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com)
Subject: Good morning
Saturday, May 03, 2008 12:48:29 PM

Good morning Matt,

thank you for your mail. How are you today? This afternoon Giselher will come and we will visit aunt Theodora.
Now I'll go in the garden and water the flowers.

Have a nice day, my dear.

Kisses

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Kaum hat sie die letzte Mail weggeschickt, meldet sich Matthew. Man chattet ein Weilchen.
Theodora ist froh, dass ihre Großnichte einen so guten Mann gefunden hat und Giselher freut sich schon darauf seinen Schwager in spe kennenzulernen.
Vielleicht hält Tante Theodora noch bis zum 15. Mai durch (dann fliegt Matthew nach Deutschland).
Matthew würde gerne an ihr Sterbebett treten, um ihr die Hand halten. Goldfischli mahnt ihren Schatz,
in Nigeria bloß vorsichtig zu sein... man hört ja immer so schreckliche Dinge. Kidnapping und Raub...
nur gut, dass sie ihm neulich von der Nigeria Connection erzählt hat.
Wäre doch nicht auszudenken, wenn er sich von den Brüdern übers Ohr hauen ließe!

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Matthew says:
hello sweetheart..
xxx says: Hello dear!
xxx says: how are you?
Matthew says: am fine you/
Matthew says:/
xxx says: yes, I am ok. In the afternoon my little brother giselher will come and we will visit aunt theodora
Matthew says: ok great..
Matthew says: how is she now?
xxx says: not so good. But she is 92! this is very old!
xxx says: time to go to the lord
Matthew says: yeah... i know
Matthew says: yeah you are right?
Matthew says: are you a christian?
xxx says: i am not very religious, but theodora is very religious.
xxx says: and she thinks in heaven she will meet jesus.
Matthew says: ok..
Matthew says: yeah that is right...
xxx says: and how are you doing, my dear?
Matthew says:well my day at work is great but i was worried about you...
Matthew says: did you get my sms this morning...
xxx says: oh - a sms - I'll look. the handy is in my handbag. hold on!
Matthew says: ok dear..
xxx says: oh yes! I received it! you are so sweet. Don't worry about me.
You must concentrate on your job! This is important for you!

Matthew says: yeah but i also feel concern about you too..
xxx says: you are so nice. i told aunt theodora about you.
and she is so glad to hear that i have found such a good friend. And regards from my little brother!

Matthew says: really?
Matthew says: am happy to hear that..
xxx says: oh yes. really
Matthew says: i like that...
xxx says: my little brother is so sweet. I think you will become good friends.
Matthew says: that will be great...
Matthew says: and i hope he will like me..
xxx says: oh yes! I am sure! Do you know when you will fly back to germany?
Matthew says: yes dear.. 15th of may
xxx says: 15th of may! When we have good luck and aunt theodora is alive you will see her.
yesterday she was a little better...

Matthew says: ok great...
Matthew says: that will be a great day for me to meet her..
Matthew says: i think is a nice woman from the way you talk about her...
xxx says: oh yes. she treated giselher and my like own children. she is so nice. unfortunately she had no children.
Matthew says: ok baby...
Matthew says: i atleast she feel like a mother having you around her..
xxx says: we are like children for her. Are your parents still alive?
Matthew says: my mother is still alive she is 75yrs.. i take care of her..
xxx says: our parents died more than 10 years ago. Dad had an heart disease and mum had cancer.
Matthew says: am sorry to hear that..
Matthew says: my dad when i was stil a kid..
Matthew says: he died in a car accident.. when he was coming from work..
xxx says: oh - this is bad! I feel very sorry for your mum and you!
Matthew says: is ok honey... it happen a long time ago..
xxx says: you are right - we should look into the future!
Matthew says: yes honey...
Matthew says: that matters alot..
xxx says: that's right. What will you do this weekend?
Matthew says: if am back from work today.. i rest and later i go out for a walk...
Matthew says: but tomorrow.. i go out for swiming and later play tennis ... but i will love to go cinema .. to watch movie
Matthew says: and you?
xxx says: I'll go a little bit in the garden. And in the afternoon giselher will come and we will visit aunt theodora. But darling - you should be careful in nigeria! Often I read awful things what can happen to tourists and businessmen in africa, people get kidnapped and robbed...

Matthew says: yeah i heard of it too... but am ok..
xxx says: that's good. An I am sure you know africa very well.
Matthew says: hmm well this is my first time in nigeria but is ok baby..
Matthew says: am ok..
xxx says: yes, it was good that informed you about the nigeria connection, isn't it?
xxx says: imagine this guys would cheat you
Matthew says: ok thanks dear..
xxx says: you are welcome.
Matthew says: yeah..
xxxsays: Will we chat in the afternoon again?
xxx says: ... in the evening?
Matthew says: ok.. are you going?
xxx says: Yes, I'll water the flowers now and at 3.00 giselher will come.
Matthew says: ok..
Matthew says: we talk later then... have a lovely weekend and send mt greeting to your aunt when you go to see her ok..
xxx says: oh yes. I'll do this. have a lovely day. Bye kiss
Matthew says: bye dear

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Man wollte doch Samstag abend noch chatten, aber kein Matthew online...
Da wird doch nichts passiert sein? Am Sonntag abend macht Goldfischli sich Sorgen...

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Good morning :-)
From: xxx@hotmail.com
Sent: Sunday, May 04, 2008 9:01:50 AM
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com

Hi Dear,

how are you today? Missed you in chat yesterday evening. Hope we will chat today.
Miss you!

Kisses

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Hello
Sent: xxx@hotmail.com
Sunday, May 04, 2008 9:38:19 PM
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com (matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com)

Hi Darling,

I worry about you! Is everything ok?? Hope to hear from you soon!

Kiss

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Goldfischlis schreckliche Ahnung wird zur Gewissheit! Matthew ist in Schwierigkeiten! Mit seiner Kreditkarte stimmt etwas nicht. Er kann von Nigeria aus die Angelegenheit mit seiner Bank nicht klären. Die Hotelleitung hat seine Papiere einbehalten, damit er nicht türmt. Man verweigert ihm sogar schon die Nahrung! Goldfischli ist außer sich vor Entsetzen und Sorge! Ihr Traummann, ihr Soulmate brot- und mittellos in Nigeria! Aber sie reagiert geistesgegenwärtig und fragt, ob es die Möglichkeit eines Geldtransfers nach Nigeria gebe? Ja, die gibt es! – Western Unit oder Western Onion oder so ähnlich! Hat sie noch nie was von gehört. Dann ist für einige Minuten die ihre Online-Verbindung abgerissen. Als sie wieder Online ist, ist Matthew offline!

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xxx says: hello
Matthew says: hello dear...
Matthew says: how are you today/
xxx says: I am ok. and you?
Matthew says: not really...
xxx says: what happened?
Matthew says: i had a prblem with the hotel management..
xxx says: explain me, please!
Matthew says: this morning i was called by the hotel that my bill has due and that i have to pay but i tried to pay but i find out that my credit is no more working..

xxx says: oh, this sounds bad! did your bank make something wrong?
Matthew says: yesi called them but they told me that i have to come back before they can retify the problem..
Matthew says: and right now i have to pay my bill...
Matthew says: they hotel has collected my travelling document so that i will not run away
xxx says: oh my god! I can't believe this! How awful!
Matthew says: yes baby... the hote has stop feeding me..
xxx says: no!
Matthew says: and right am so confused honey
xxx says: how can I help you?
Matthew says: all i need now is to pay the bill
Matthew says: i dont know if you can help me out i will pay you back when i come back.
Matthew says: am using the poblic pc.. because i was disconnected from internet service...
Matthew says: i might logoff anyminute from now
xxx says: is there a possibility to make a money transfer to nigeria?
Matthew says: yes baby
xxx says: In wich city you are?
xxx says: tell me
Matthew says: state is lagos and ciity is ikeja
xxx says: ok
Matthew says: through western union tranfer..
Matthew says: is fas and safe honey
xxx says: western union? never heared about this bank.
Matthew says: you go to a post office and ask.. they have there ..
Matthew says: baby will you help me..?
xxx says: ok. tomorrow I will ask there. of course
Matthew says: because i dont have time to talk much ..
xxx says: yes I understand
Matthew says: can you call me now?
xxx says: oh no. I have no more money on my pre paied card.
xxx says: And my other phone is out of order. O shit!
xxx says: do you have an account by this western unit bank?
xxx says: Hello? Are you there?

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Sorry I have lost the connection for a few minutes. Oh shit!

Konversation beendet um ca. 23.55

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Sie schickt ihrem Matthew noch zwei mails hinterher. Goldfischli ist momentan nicht flüssig,
aber morgen wird sie mit Giselher telefonieren. Der hat die Bankvollmacht über Tantchens Konto...
Zwischenzeitlich könnte Matthew ja zum Amerikanischen Konsulat und zur Heilsarmee gehen...

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From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
Subject: Hello
Date: Mon, 5 May 2008 00:00:37 +0200

Hello Darling,

I lost the internet-connection for a few minutes! I will try to help you! Tomorrow I'll go to the post office and ask about this western unit or western union bank.

Kiss

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Subject: Money Transfer
From: xxx@hotmail.com
Monday, May 05, 2008 12:39:01 AM
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com

Darling,
please tell me, how much money you need. I have not much at the moment. But I will ask Giselher. He has a Power of attorney for aunt Theodoras banking matters. Have you a chance to contact the consulate of the United States in Nigeria? I know that they can help in such situations. Maybe you could go to the Salvation Army to get food there, darling!

Ok, I'll go to bed now. But I'll not sleep, I am sure...

Hang in there!

Love

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Am nächsten Morgen hat sie schon wieder eine mail von ihrem Liebsten.
Er braucht 800 Euro, die er ihr in Deutschland sofort zurückzahlt.
Ist ja eigentlich egal – bleibt doch in der Familie!
Die Daten für den Geldtransfer hat er auch gleich mitgeschickt!

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From: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
To: xxx@hotmail.com
Subject: good morning..
Date: Mon, 5 May 2008 02:47:52 -0400

Good morning dear...
how are you this morning? thanks for your mail and your concern... i was really happy yo hear that you want to help me.. i promise you that i will pay you back your money.. because the hote stop feeding me and the collected my travelling document until i pay them... honey i only need 800euro.. to payup the hotel and honey as soon i apy them i have only o week to coma back to germany and i can pay you back..

all you need is to go to post office and tell them you want to send money through western union money transfer ....
this is the information you from me:
Reciever name: Matthew Bills
Country: Nigeria
State and city: lagos/ikeja
Zipcode: 23401..
Address: 8 fabukade akowonjo, shasha rd
codeword: love

i hope to hear from you... have a lovely day kiss
matt

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Goldfischli hatte nach schlafloser Nacht einen schlechten Arbeitstag.
Erst Schelte vom Chef, dann Anruf vom Krankenhaus – mit Tantchen geht’s bergab.
Morgens hat sie mit Giselher telefoniert. Der möchte Matthew zwar helfen,
ist aber mit der Western Union Bank nicht einverstanden.
Als mündiger, kritischer Verbraucher liest er regelmäßig „Test“
Und dort hat Western Union ganz schlecht abgeschnitten!
Giselher würde lieber das Geld über die Volksbank direkt and die Bank des Hotels überweisen.
Das findet Goldfischli auch sehr vernünftig!

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From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: good morning..
Date: Mon, 5 May 2008 17:05:04 +0200

Hi Dear,

how are you? I am happy to be back home. I had a sleepless night and a bad day, because I worry about you. I was so confused at work, that my boss admonished me. Then I received a telephone call from the hospital. The state of health of aunt Theodora is very bad. In 20 minutes Giselher will come from Nörten-Hardenberg and we will visit aunt Theodora. Early in the morning I phoned Giselher. He had a good idea. He is of the opinion that Western Union is not good, because he reads regulary "Test", the journal of the german "Stiftung Warentest". And Western Union had a very bad rating in this "Test-Journal" - bad service, impolite employees, exorbitant fees, and they work so lousy, that sometimes money disappears! I don't know what for a bank this is. We are since generations customers of the Volksbank. It is a good german bank. When you bring 1000,- Euro to it and come back a few days later you can be sure that the 1000,- Euro are still there and have not disappeared!

We could make a money transfer from the Volksbank directly to your hotel. You only must give us the bank account from the hotel and the email-adress of the hotel. Than we can send an email to the management of your hotel, to tell them that we'll make a money transfer from the Volksbank directly to the house bank of the hotel ASAP. Then the hotel management will know that everything is ok. I think this sounds very good.

So, I have to finish now. But tonight I'll be online again.

Kiss

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Matthew meldet sich. Er hat mit der Hotelleitung gesprochen.
Die sind mit der Lösung, die Giselher vorgeschlagen hat, nicht einverstanden...
entweder Western Union oder Money Gram

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RE: good morning..
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 8:31:39 PM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

hello dear..
how are you today? sorry to hear about your your aunty... am really sorry for her health... i wish am there by yourside... hmmm honey... i talk to the manager about it but he said that the only means they can recieve money is through cash at hand, money gramm, and western union also.. baby western union or money gram is the fastest ans safe.. as long am concern baby... because i have also use before... if you send it .. the other person can get it immediatly.. please try to understand the urgency of my problem baby... i hope to hear from you soon.. kiss and send my greetings to your aunty..

love

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Ob Goldfischli ihren kleinen Bruder überreden kann, das Geld doch via Western Union zu transferieren Er ist ein lieber Kerl, aber er kann so verdammt stur sein...

Seit Montag abend kein Lebenszeichen mehr von Goldfischli!
Da wird doch wohl nichts passiert sein? Matthew macht sich große Sorgen!

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RE: good morning..
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 12:36:35 PM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

hello dear.... how are you today? what happen i have not heard from you baby...? i hope yo uare alright.. and please tell me how is your aunty now.. i hope she is getting better baby... please mail me and let me know ok.. i wish am there with you to keep you warm.. i think of you all the time..
my dear.. please let me know when you can help me with the money.. i dont have time on my side because i think is affecting my work here... i wait for your lovely mail baby..
kiss

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Tja, leider wird es Matthew nun doch nicht mehr vergönnt sein, Tante Theodora persönlich kennenzulernen, denn sie hat letzte Nacht das Zeitliche gesegnet!

Goldfischli hat bei Giselher noch einmal ein gutes Wort für Matthew und Western Union eingelegt und er hat nachgegeben. Es wäre schließlich auch in Tantchens Sinne, dass die Geschwister sich nicht zanken!

Merkwürdig ist nur, dass Giselher den ganzen Tag nicht telefonisch zu erreichen war, gerade jetzt, wo doch so viel organisiert werden muss:
Western Union und Tantchens Beerdigung...

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From: xxx@hotmail.com
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: good morning..
Date: Tue, 6 May 2008 19:52:13 +0200

Hello darling,

how are you?? Sorry because I answer so late! Last night aunt Theodora died! Early in the morning Giselher took me home. On the way home we talked about your problem. I persuaded Giselher to make the money transfer via Western Union.
Today I tried to call him several times, but I couldn't get him on the phone. But I am sure, he will do his best!

Take care and hang in there, Darling!

Love

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Diese Hiobsbotschaft trifft Matthew dermaßen, dass er gleich zwei mal kondoliert! Dramatik pur!
Er hilflos auf dem Schwarzen Kontinent gefangen, während Goldfischli im fernen Deutschland ihre Tante beweinen muss!
Aber selbst in dieser Situation verliert er das Geld nicht aus den
Augen – das zeichnet eben einen guten Geschäftsmann aus!

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Raccept my synpathy
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:33:51 PM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

hello dear... oh my god!!! am sorry to hear such a sad news.. baby am so sorry... please take things easy ok.. i wish am there with you and make you feel better baby... ok baby.. please help talk to him ok.. i really need you by my side.. i think of you all the time..
kiss

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RE: good morning..
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:49:45 PM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

hello dear...am so sorry to hear the sad news about your anunty... i wish am there with you right now.. please accpet my synpathy ok..
well honey i wait for your mail and please try to have a rest ok.. i think of you,..

i wait for your mail and to know concerning the money ok.. i really need it baby.. good night my love..

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Neun Minuten später bringt er sich und sein Problem noch einmal in Erinnerung, diesmal mit wenigen Worten,
DAFÜR IN GROSSBUCHSTABEN...

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RE: good morning..
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:58:00 PM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

GOOD NIGHT HONEY... TRY AND HAVE YOUR REST OK.. I THINK OF YOU ALL THE TIME BABY.. PLEASE HELP ME TALK TO GISELHER FOR ME OK.. TAKE CARE

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Morgens eine mail im Telegrammstil. Überhaupt scheint die Nachricht von Tantchens Ableben irgendwas in Matthews Sprachzentrum angerichtet zu haben...
...im Rechenzentrum anscheinend auch, denn von Geld ist diesmal nicht die Rede![grin

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RE: good morning..
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 11:47:30 AM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

Good morning dear.. how are you feeling now? am worried about you.. please me ok... love you

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Matthew bekommt endlich wieder ein Lebenszeichen von Goldfischli!
Sie hat den ganzen Tag verzweifelt versucht, Giselher zu erreichen – ohne Erfolg...

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I love you!!!
From: xxx@hotmail.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 11:24:54 PM
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com

Hello,
how are you? I had an awful day! I tried to phone Giselher, but I didn't got him. I sent 10 or 12 sms to him! I can't understand why he doesn't answer! And I need him here to organize the funeral of aunt Theodora and to make the money transfer for you! Tomorrow I'll go to Nörten-Hardenberg. I wish you were on my side now, darling.

Love

Goldfischli bekommt wieder eine mail von Matthew! Er würde ihr so gerne beistehen in dieser schweren Zeit.
Er vergisst aber auch das Thema Geldtransfer nicht!
„baby you know that time is not on my side..“ Fühlt er etwa schon seine Kräfte schwinden?
Hat ja seit Sonntag nichts mehr gegessen, der Arme!

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RE: I love you!!!
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2008 10:52:06 AM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

hello honey.. how are you today? thanks for your lovely mail again... i think of you also and
i wish the same thing that you are close to me baby.. i miss you and i love you..
baby, cant you make the transfer by yourself? baby you know that time is not on my side..
i feel bad that am not close to you and that am not there to help you with the funeral but
i want you to know that am there in your heart ok..
i love you..
kiss

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Matthew muss vernehmen, dass seiner Angebeteten neues Ungemach
widerfahren ist. Abgründe tun sich vor ihm auf,
aber es gibt auch wieder einen winzigen Hoffnungsschimmer...

1)Wer ist denn Gisela
2)Goldfischli verzweifelt zwischen Leih- und Leichenhaus!
3)Siegfried und Roy treten auf Nein! Aus Siegfried wird Monsieur le Roi!
(Die Fremdenlegion macht’s möglich!)

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RE: I love you!!!
From: xxx@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2008 7:03:17 PM
To: Matthew Bills (matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com)

Hello,

how are you, my poor darling? Thank you so much for your mail! I feel so distressed! Today I received a letter from Giselher.
He took all the money of aunt Theodora. Now he is on a journey to a private hospital in Sao Paulo (Brazil). He had not written
what kind of hospital it is, but he was begging me to forgive him. And he signed the letter with "Gisela". Than I had an horrible
suspense... And in his flat I found literature of this hospital! It is a clinic for sex changes! I can't believe it! This situation
is like a nightmare. I wish I would wake up and you would be on my side. What he did, is awful, but I can't hate my little brother.
He had such a bad childhood. My parents wanted only daughters. They treated me like their little princess an him like cinderella!
I think this is the reason because he has such problems with his sexual identity.

Today the hospital - the hospital where aunt Theodora is - phoned me, because they need the place in the cold room for other dead
bodies. Than I phoned the undertaker to take aunt Theodora from the hospital. But he wanted 1000 Euro payment in advance and
he wanted no discussions with me. So I took all jewelry from aunt Theodoras safe and took it to a pawn shop to pay the undertaker.

I think the only person who can help me in this situation, is my Cousin Siegfried. On saturday he will come from Marseille,
together with his wife Chantal. He was 20 years in the french foreign legion. There he got a french name. Now his name is Jacques le Roi.
Jacques was in Djibouti for many years and in several wars in Africa and has good contacts there. He is a man who finds a solution for
every problem! I am sure he will help me with the money for you!

Hang in there, Darling! I am with you in my thoughts. I'll drink a big glass of brandy now. Than I go to bed.

I love you!
Kiss

In Antwort auf:

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Was meint Ihr? Habe ich doch zu dick aufgetragen oder kann man die Geschichte
noch eine Weile am Köcheln halten

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Versuche es weiter. Solange er nicht ganz die Hoffnung aufgibt,
doch noch an dein Geld zu kommen. Und das kannst du erreichen mit "Zuckerbrot und Peitsche".
Da findet sich doch noch irgend wo Geld...das Tantchen hatte es in ihrer Wohnung versteckt.

Oder der Legionär gibt dir das Geld und du musst es dann zurückzahlen...
Probleme... dann eine Lösung...wieder Probleme usw.

Vor und zurück, einfach ausreizen.

@Goofy

Haben wir nicht einen Ex-Legionär hier unter uns? von Remmbremmerdeng oder so ähnlich?
Der könnte doch seine Kontakte nutzen!

In Antwort auf:

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Der würde schon ein schönes "hachis" (Hackfleisch) aus dem machen.

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... oder Blutwurst! Tiens, voilà du boudin...

In Antwort auf:

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Haben wir nicht einen Ex-Legionär hier unter uns? von Remmbremmerdeng oder so ähnlich?
Der könnte doch seine Kontakte nutzen!

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Oh ja, der olle Colonel retd. Rupert Graf von Rembremmerdeng jr. macht gerne mit.
Er ist ein alter Haudegen, und mit allen "Wassen gewaschen".

Also Goldfischli auch von mir Glückwunsch zu deinem gelungenen Einstieg.
Ich lese alles mit grosser (Schaden)Freude!

Wieder ein Lebenszeichen von Goldfischli!
Hoffnungsträger Siegfried /Jacques ist im Anmarsch!

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Hello
From: xxx@hotmail.com
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2008 3:07:47 PM
To: Matthew Bills (matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com)

Hi Matthew,
how are you, my darling? I am so sorry because I've not written yesterday, but I had
so much to organize or the funeral. It will be on tuesday, because monday is pentecost.
I am sure we will find a way to make this money transfer for you. I have not much time to write,
because in the evening Jacques and Chantal will come.

Hang on by![sollte eigentlich heißen:hang in there, aber die letzten schweren
Tage sind an Goldfischli auch nicht spurlos vorübergegangen]
I love you!
Kiss

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Die Lage in Nigeria spitzt sich dramatisch zu!
Die Hotelleitung fährt – nach einer Woche Nahrungsentzug – weiteres
schweres Geschütz auf!

Man droht mit Polizei!
Wird Matthew die nächste Nacht womöglich im Kerker verbringen?
Immerhin gibt’s da Wasser und Brot!

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RE: Hello
From: Matthew Bills
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:20:02 PM
To: xxx@hotmail.com

hello sweetheart... thanks for your for your lovely mail.. ok baby i will waiting for you..
you are my only hope i have now.. because the hotel has treathen to call the police for me..
i love you and i think of you..
kiss

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Ausnahmsweise mal gute Nachrichten aus Deutschland!
Wir lernen Siegfrieds Bruder Gunther kennen. Über den hat Siegfried allerdings seine ganz
speziellen Ansichten – über die Nigeria Connection übrigens auch!

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Good morning
From: xxx@hotmail.com
Sent: Monday, May 12, 2008 11:13:15 AM
To: matthewbills.1968@hotmail.com

Hello,

how are you, my dear? I am so sorry because I was not online yesterday, but I had so much to
do and to organize. Yesterday my other cousin, Gunther, the brother of Jacques also came.
Gunther is a teacher, he knows everything better than other people. I don't like him.
Jacques and Gunther hate each other, because their parents disinherited Jacques more than 20 years ago.
This was the reason because he left Germany and went to France to go to the Foreign Legion.
When I talked about your problem Gunthers first comment was, that you are a liar and you are a member
of the nigeria conncection. Jacques answered that Gunther is an idiot and tells a lot of bullshit!
And it is no wonder that german pupils have such a bad score in the PISA-Study, when they are taught by
such cretins. Jacques lived in Africa for so many years and he is of the opinion that the nigeria connection
is a fiction, launched by the freemasons, the FBI and the government of the USA! And he is happy and grateful
to live in France with his lovely wife chantal. During this discussion he had a lot of Bordeaux (french red wine)
and became aggressive and called Gunther a legacy hunter. Later he started to sing the Marseillaise, the
french anthem of france and he called his brother a nazi and a child abuser!
Chantal started to cry, because she is a very peace-loving woman. This morning I talked alone with Jacques.
He had an idea. Today is holiday in Germany. Tomorrow we have no time for the money transfer, but Jacques has
an old comrade of the legion. He is like a brother for Jacques. His name is Pierre Boudin and he lives near Lagos!!!
Jacques will phone him and talk to him. He could bring you the money cash to your hotel!
Please give me the adress of your hotel, darling.

Love and 1000 kisses